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Coconut-picking monkeys riot COSTCO after PETA forces thousands of job losses

Gumpers October 29, 2020

BANGKOK--Monkeys in major Thai cities turned to rioting after PETA pressure on retailers forces thousands into joblessness and poverty. A...

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Washington’s NFL franchise will now be called the ________ _____s so as not to offend anyone

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Effective immediately, Washington will call itself the __________ _______s so as not to offend anyone. "We had a few ideas...

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