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Democrats declare party switch to claim Biden crimes are actually Republican
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Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes

Richie Richards October 22, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...

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Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 27, 2020

Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...

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