Mattel releases Booster-Shot Barbie complete with Guillain-Barre paralysis!
2022 is a big year for Barbie who is covering all sorts of new ground including the vax-positive "Booster Shot Barbie"...
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OH NO! AOC left dangling when staffers forget to take her out of the congressional Jumperoo
WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as AOC, found herself in quite the predicament when her staffers forgot to remove...
California law mandates stores carry ‘My Little Communist’ action figures
SACREMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom signed into law a mandate that requires all stores sell a gender-neutral "My Little Communist" action...
Lego releases new Kamala Harris set showcasing the rise to power of the vice president
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK—Toy manufacturer Lego has released a new Kamala Harris set showcasing the rise to power of the vice president....
Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...
Lego announces that all their minifigures have had sex change operations
BILLUND, DENMARK—The children's toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego figurines) that you've been playing...
New ‘Corona Karen’ Barbie yells at dolls without masks
Mattel is getting into the COVID-19 political fray with a new "Corona Karen" Barbie doll. The new doll line has...
LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings
Lego is asking its affiliates to temporarily halt advertising for toy collections depicting the White House and police stations in the...
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...
Local child miraculously has only broken 18 bones after three days on hoverboard
A local 8-year-old girl, Felicity, is experiencing a Christmas miracle not breaking every bone in her body after three days...
