Lightfoot urges all Chicagoans to get vaccinated to keep everyone safe while shooting each other this weekend
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a public announcement, urging Chicagoans to get the COVID vaccine to keep everyone safe while they...
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Die from the COVID vaccine? That’s how you know it’s working.
I hear a lot of people complaining about the "adverse events" they experience after the COVID vaccine. Redness, fever, paralysis....
Biden confirms that all door-to-door vaccine-checkers will be named Karen
WASHINGTON, DC—Providing more details for the unprecedented door-to-door vaccination checkers in his new COVID vaccine plan will be named Karen....
Get a lobotomy and other ways you can celebrate the 1st anniversary of ’15 Days to Flatten the Curve’
US—It's been one whole year since our health experts told us we would only need to lockdown society and ruin...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
First COVID vaccine recipients are feeling ‘great’
LONDON—The first recipients of the much-anticipated COVID-19 vaccine say that they're doing "great!" Several recipients in UK and US have...
At 95% effective, Moderna COVID vaccine almost as effective as a normal immune system
For the second time this month, there's promising news from a COVID-19 vaccine candidate. Moderna said Monday its shots are 95 percent...
BREAKING: Joe Biden creates COVID-19 vaccine just days after being declared president-elect
WILMINGTON, DE--Just days after the mainstream media declared Joe Biden the president-elect, he created a vaccine for COVID-19 that experts...
People very eager to get multiple shots of new Russian COVID vaccine
MOSCOW—Russia plans to approve the world’s first COVID-19 vaccine in under two weeks – despite concerns about its safety and...
States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst, which will be available for...
