UPDATE: Black panther arrested in connection to Colorado MAGA mountain lion attack
UPDATE: Police have now apprehended a black panther, who is native to the tropical jungle of Nigeria, for the crime of attacking Kauffman, potentially exonerating the mountain lion.
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion has since come out with allegations that the mountain lion yelled racially- and politically-motivated epithets including, “This is MAGA country!”
In a tearful interview, the Fort Collins man Travis Kauffman said that he doesn’t know why he was a victim of such a hate crime.
“It hurts me, not because my face was scarred but more because my hope for humanity has been extinguished.”
The mountain lion, who has yet to be identified, was wearing a MAGA–or a Make America Great Again–hat, popularized my President Trump.
Kauffman reported the large feline yelled, “Why don’t you move back to California you crunchy dirty hippie!” before lacerating his face with 3-inch talons.
It has since come out that Kauffman may have been lying about the event. A black panther has been apprehended by authorities in connection to the attack. It’s said that the panther, which is a native of the Nigerian jungle, knew Kauffman who used to take selfies with it at the zoo.
Colorado legislators have considered a bill that would outlaw assault felines since the vicious attack.
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