Chik-fil-A gives into pressure groups; will stop serving delicious chicken and slaughter its mascot cows
In a shocking turn of events Chik-fil-A has given into pressure-groups and will stop serving delicious chicken with a smile....
Month: November 2019
Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position
Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...
Ocasio-Cortez finally agrees: ‘Einstein didn’t kill himself’
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: "Einstein didn't kill...
BREAKING: California fights arson by banning semiautomatic matches
Following a horrific wave of wildfires in the state including a devastating one in Santa Clarita caused by arsonists, California...
Schiff: ‘Did I say Trump colluded with Ukraine? I meant Kazakhstan’
After a disappointing first week of impeachment hearings for the Democrats in which no witnesses provided any proof of wrongdoing,...
80-year-old finally experiences first climate change in life moving from Maine to Texas
Eighty-year-old Winston Jones has experienced the first climate change of his life after moving from Maine to Texas in October....
Disney to revert to all silent films to avoid offending anyone
Children's entertainment giant Disney has announced that it will no longer be producing films with verbal language, opting instead for...
AOC says she was ‘just kidding about that Green New Deal stuff’ as she cranks the heat up to 72°
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been making the case for reducing fossil fuels use and reducing one's carbon footprint. But...
Ukraine repays ‘Friend of the State’ Joe Biden with new coin
Amidst controversy regarding the Donald Trump impeachment, the Republic of Ukraine has honored the long-time "Friend of the State" Joe...
DNC unveils nanny tranny program for freshman congresspersons
In an effort to become more universally inclusive, the Democratic National Convention has kicked off a new program that pairs...
