Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break
Millions of people around the world have taken aim at the impending global Apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch...
Year: 2019
BREAKING: Several Democratic frontrunners being paid by GOP to look utterly insane
Genesius Times has uncovered documents proving that several front runners for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination are actually on the...
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
Video surfaces of Justin Trudeau trying to look like a man
Video footage surfaced over the weekend of the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, offensively dressed like a man. The footage...
BREAKING: Photos emerge of Justin Trudeau pretending to be Prime Minister
Canadian buffoon Justin Trudeau was dealt a major blow on Wednesday by the publication of a several photos surfacing of...
Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters....
Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...
BREAKING: Harris will pick 10 lucky families for her ‘universal basic incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
