Genesius Times has uncovered documents proving that several front runners for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination are actually on the payroll of Republican Party to look utterly insane.
“These are contracts which show that Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders are being paid by the GOP to say absolutely insane stuff and make policy proposals that don’t make any sense,” GT Senior Editor Franz Ferdinand said.
The documents were unsealed in part of an investigation by Attorney General William Barr.
“I mean have you heard of the types of crazy stuff they’re suggesting? It’s almost a joke how obvious they’re being about the lunacy. They want to prosecute people who disagree with global warming alarmism, make taxpayers pay for healthcare and college education for illegal aliens, and criminalize parents who raise their kids by their biological sex.”
The GOP, however, didn’t evidently expect for such an insane electorate as many of the policies have gained traction in the American underbellies.
“A gun grab sounds great to the low lifes in San Francisco, but try that in the rest of the country and you’re libel to get your butt kicked,” Ferdinand added.