Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Year: 2019
Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President
Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...
Singer Sam Smith have come out as plural
Pop Star Sam Smith evidently did not get enough attention coming out as gay earlier this year so they has...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
British troops triggered by ‘Come and Take it’ flag, condemn it as hate speech
The British are coming... to say they were triggered by the guerilla revolutionaries of the American Founding. It all started...
Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them
Democratic presidential candidate Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day after he promised to oppress...
Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff
First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....
Walmart replaces deadly guns and vape pens at stores with several more rows of cigarettes
Operating on pressure from a vocal anti-gun lobby and pressure from Donald Trump to ban e-cigarettes, the World's largest retailer...
Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter
Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter, from Alice in Wonderland that...
Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’
Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye's. I say what is the purpose of...
