Tulsi Gabbard indicted for murdering Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign
Senator Kamala Harris of California dropped out of the Democratic presidential race on Tuesday after months of low poll numbers,...
Year: 2019
BREAKING: Joe Biden comes out as a ‘keratinsexual’
In the gender fluid world of today, there has been yet another group oppressed by the Christian Conservative Merica Gun-Toting...
Biden hires Jar Jar Binks as new speech writer
In an effort to stay relevant with the people he hopes to command as president, Democratic front runner Joe Biden...
BREAKING: Adam Schiff reveals his daughter is dating the Trump whistleblower
In a Tweet, Rep. Adam Schiff wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving from him, his wife, his daughter Alexa, and her...
STUDY: Time travels 3.4 times faster using a chocolate Advent calendar
Albert Einstein would have appreciated this news. A new study released in the Annals of Physics has shown that time...
London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...
Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the United Nations conference on how...
POLL: Baby Yoda leads all Democrats for 2020 Presidential bid despite not running or being real
A cute little fictional sci-fi character has soared to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
China cracks down on Green Arrow propaganda for inspiring rebellious archery
Due to the usage of archery by Hong Kong Protesters, The People’s Republic of China is using the powerful influence...
Grown-ass Antifa member forced to return to little kids table for Thanksgiving
A local grown-ass Antifa member was forced to return to the 'little kid table' for Thanksgiving this year due to...
