BREAKING: Hindenburg completes fiery but mostly successful journey
The Hindenburg airship has completed a fiery but mostly successful journey in Manchester Township, New Jersey, United States. The German passenger...
Month: August 2020
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
Millions of American pets eager to vote by mail in their first presidential election this year
US—With the consequential 2020 presidential election less than three months away, a determined Congress is pushing to ensure that tens...
Nick Sandmann renames CNN since he absolutely owns them
The Cable News Network (CNN), founded in 1980 by American media magnate Ted Turner has been renamed the Nick Sandmann...
BREAKING: New pictures surface of kids in cages near the border
US—It's unclear whether it is a cruel form of retribution for the children in confinement at the US border or...
Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...
UK police bravely break up horrifying gang of children at birthday party
MANCHESTER, UK—Police have bravely broken up a horrifying gang of 10-year-olds celebrating a birthday in a private garden. "This was...
AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country
NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...
After encouraging reports on using honey for COVID-19, drug companies release honey pills for $1000/dose
There are so many nascent therapeutic avenues for this 'novel' coronavirus it's hard to know where to start. This is...
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un dies for 17th time in 6 months
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has died again—the 17th time in the last six months. A former South Korean...
