POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want...
Month: August 2020
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON--During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, "I will do everything in my...
Netflix releases new show about the 2020 Democratic ticket: Kamalot
Netflix has released a new docudrama about the 2020 Democratic ticket of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris called Kamalot. "There...
Branch Covidians apply for official religion status
WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the federal government. "We are just...
People very eager to get multiple shots of new Russian COVID vaccine
MOSCOW—Russia plans to approve the world’s first COVID-19 vaccine in under two weeks – despite concerns about its safety and...
PETITION to have the first batch of COVID-19 vaccine shoved up Bill Gates’s ass
Fighting misinformation and conspiracy theories about the novel coronavirus has almost been as hard as battling the pandemic itself. And a new...
Harris will choose 10 lucky families for her ‘Universal Basic Incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
CDC warns that COVID death toll may surpass Clinton body count
ATLANTA—As coronavirus cases have continued to rise in the U.S. throughout the summer, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fifth consecutive year
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Andrew Cuomo the #1 salesman of the year for the fifth consecutive year. It’s not just...
