BREAKING: New pictures surface of kids in cages near the border
US—It's unclear whether it is a cruel form of retribution for the children in confinement at the US border or...
Year: 2020
Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use "Death to America" (D2America) as their 2020 Presidential campaign slogan...
UK police bravely break up horrifying gang of children at birthday party
MANCHESTER, UK—Police have bravely broken up a horrifying gang of 10-year-olds celebrating a birthday in a private garden. "This was...
AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country
NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...
After encouraging reports on using honey for COVID-19, drug companies release honey pills for $1000/dose
There are so many nascent therapeutic avenues for this 'novel' coronavirus it's hard to know where to start. This is...
BREAKING: Kim Jong Un dies for 17th time in 6 months
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has died again—the 17th time in the last six months. A former South Korean...
Goodyear shoots down all fat-shaming blimps; stops producing spare tires
Move over all you woke corporate goons. There's a company out there that makes y'all look like gun totin' Bible...
Passengers refusing to wear mask kicked off plane somewhere over Kansas
Parents and their six children who refused to wear a mask were kicked off of a JetBlue Airways flight somewhere over the...
Goodyear introduces new 2020 tires that only make left turns
Going all in on its recent zero tolerance for conservatives policy, Goodyear Tire Company is introducing its 2020 tires that...
Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
