Biden promises a full-size USPS mail box in every American living room
WILMINGTON—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised a full-sized US Postal Service mail box in every American living room if...
Year: 2020
BREAKING: AOC invents non-electronic Email
In what will be known as the greatest invention of all time, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) has invented...
Americans trying to contract COVID-19 to get out of watching 2020 Democratic National Convention
The pain caused by the 2020 DNC Convention is becoming too much to handle for liberals. While more people are...
DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump
After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five...
Bill Clinton to address Democratic Convention live from Epstein Island
PEDO ISLAND—Bill Clinton will address America's Democrats during the largely video conference Democratic National Convention from Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island,...
UK police apprehend deadly gang of intentional misgenderers
Knife crime and terrorism is on the rise in the UK, but thankfully, the authorities have been able to stifle...
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want...
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON--During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, "I will do everything in my...
Netflix releases new show about the 2020 Democratic ticket: Kamalot
Netflix has released a new docudrama about the 2020 Democratic ticket of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris called Kamalot. "There...
