Democrats already working on excuse for absence of flags at National Convention
MILWAUKEE — With the Democratic National Convention only two months away, the DNC is preparing their response for the anticipated...
Year: 2020
Murder hornets have mutated and it’s worse than you could imagine
Entomologists from around the globe have discovered a mutation in the deadly Asian murder hornets, and it's worse than you...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
De Blasio posts ‘Work From Home Sets You Free’ signs around New York City
In an uplifting public relations campaign, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has posted signs around the five boroughs...
GT’s Official Guide to the ‘New Normal’
Everyone hears about the "new normal", which is to replace the "old normal" which nobody thought was "normal" in the...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets
As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the...
Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to poop on the sidewalk
In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go...
In confusing speech, Joe Biden taps Joe Biden as his running mate
This morning, on the NBC Nightly News, Joe Biden finally ended his exhaustive search for a VP candidate. All those...
