Introducing Taliban Barbie with hijab, Quran, and a forced marriage license!
Toy maker Mattel has introduced a wonderful toy for all the girls and boys who identify as girls out there:...
Year: 2021
REPORT: Millions of Biden voters are rolling over in their graves
US--Reports from across the country confirm that millions of Biden voters are so ashamed by the recent scandals of the...
New Yorkers posing as Afghani terrorists in order to move freely without vaccine passport
NEW YORK--Thousands of New Yorkers across the city today are pretending to be Afghani terrorists so that they can move...
Biden invites Taliban to White House to show he means business
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden invited the Taliban to an extravagant dinner at the White House "to show them I mean business,"...
Missing Joe Biden will now be featured on milk cartons
US—Milk carton manufacturers will be featuring a picture of President* Joe Biden on their packaging in an effort to find...
AOC disappointed Taliban is using ‘gas trucks’ to rape and pillage instead of electric vehicles
WASHINGTON, DC—News of the horrifying takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban who are raping and beheading opposition as they go...
CNN: Taliban conducts mostly peaceful beheadings, rapes after retaking Afghanistan
(CNN) Afghanistan citizens face mostly peaceful executions, beheadings, and violent rapes of adolescent women as the Taliban sweeps across the...
CNN: Q Anon has overtaken Kabul
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—The Q Anon Shaman was seen in pictures taken at the Afghanistan Presidential Palace after he and other white...
BREAKING: Biden gives Taliban weapons, tanks, drones ‘so it’ll be a fair fight next time’
WASHINGTON, DC—According to reports the Taliban seized US weapons, munitions and military equipment such as armored tanks and military vehicles....
Nursing schools add vital Tik Tok dancing classes to 2021 curricula
US—Nursing schools across the country have added the important and vital Tik Tok dancing classes to their curricula in order...
