Gov. Newsom named U-Haul’s #1 salesman of 2021
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Newsom has been named U-Haul’s number...
Month: January 2022
AOC: ‘Insurrectionists are just mad they can’t date me’
Did you know that all those frustrated insurrectionists are just mad they can't date me? It's true. That's why I've...
BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ in Kazakhstan insurrection
WASHINGTON, DC--Almost a year after the War of January 6th to the date, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a...
Pope Francis now requiring ‘booster baptisms’ for Catholics to be considered fully baptized
VATICAN—Pope Francis has proclaimed that all Catholics worldwide will now need a booster baptism to be considered fully baptized. "We...
Local man claims he knows who Trump’s vice president was
CHEESECURD, WI—Some people say it was a guy named Cheney... others swear Trump never had one, however longtime Madison, Wisconsin...
Fauci ‘feeling fine’ after latest booster
WASHINGTON, DC—America's Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, says he's "feeling fine" following the latest COVID booster shot, which involves dozens of...
Judge approves ‘booster shot’ for Ghislaine Maxwell
NEW YORK—Healthcare is very important, especially for prison inmates with a lot of information on important people. That's why a...
VIDEO: How liberal mayors run their cities
You will love this MasterClass in running cities. If you don't, you're probably a racist. The mayors of the nation's...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney says Trump hid all the donuts from her on January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—The House committee investigating the War of January 6th has "interviewed more than 300 witnesses, collected tens of thousands...
AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her
US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured...
