Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation
WASHINGTON, DC–In a dramatic press conference held in the shadow of the Capitol, Democratic leaders have issued a dire warning...
Year: 2025
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of diplomatic prowess (or what some might call sheer audacity), President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down
President Donald Trump has announced the conversion of all U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) offices into Spirit Halloween stores,...
BREAKING: Trump signs executive order allowing straight white people in commercials again
Washington D.C. – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the advertising world, former President Donald Trump, now the...
Groundhog Day 2025: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of Liberal Tears
Punxsutawney, PA – In what has become an annual tradition of political prognostication, Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog,...
Charli XCX criticized for making a bunch of annoying noises during her Grammys porn show
HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a bewildering assault on the auditory senses, Charli XCX took to the stage...
BREAKING: Thousands of liberals commit suicide after Trump declares: ‘I want to save American lives’
Thousands of brave liberals across the country have committed suicide in response to President Trump's declaration in a press conference...
BREAKING: Army releases identity of pilot in DC helicopter collision
Washington, DC – In an astonishing turn of events that has left the nation both baffled and amused, the U.S....
Gaza goat population explodes as Trump ends condom giveaway
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
