Jeffrey Dahmer exonerated after jury finds he just had a bad case of being ‘hangry’
MILWAUKEE — Jeffrey Dahmer was found not guilty Thursday after a jury concluded the deaths of 17 young men were...
Year: 2026
Men Can Totally Get Pregnant, but They Can’t Have an Opinion About Postpartum Depression Because They Can’t Get Pregnant
I need everyone to sit down, drink some water, and stop treating other people’s uteruses like a group chat they...
Local dad proud of the beautiful grass he grew out of a crack in the driveway
US—A local father announced Monday that he has finally successfully grown “really nice grass,” pointing to a three-inch clump of...
Woke Nike Execs Hold Screaming Session to Determine Why Their Stock is Plummeting
BEAVERTON, Ore. — A group of Nike executives left campus Monday for a wooded offsite, wearing coordinated yoga pants, to...
Trump Renames Labor Day ‘Capital Day,’ Says Without Capital, Labor is Just Slavery
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced early Monday that Labor Day would henceforth be known as Capital Day, a change...
Trump Says Reports of New Hairdo Are a Hoax
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans who believe he has changed his hair —...
AOC Picks Lindsay Clancy as 2028 Presidential Running Mate
QUEENS — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez named Lindsay Clancy her 2028 running mate on Saturday and unveiled a slogan aides said...
Lone Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout Seen Leaving Courthouse After Trial
PLYMOUTH, Mass. — The Lindsay Clancy murder trial ended Friday in a mistrial after one juror declined to join the...
Trump Renames Everything ‘America’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Friday terminated all U.S. foreign aid after signing an executive order that renames Earth...
Netfux Presents ‘12 Angry Karens: The Lindsay Clancy Trial’: Twelve voices. One hallucination
LOS ANGELES — Netfux on Thursday premiered 12 Angry Karens: The Lindsay Clancy Trial, a limited series the streamer describes...
