BREAKING: California rejects Oregon firefighters after their trucks fail smog check
LOS ANGELES—A battalion of Oregon firefighters, dispatched to aid in the massive California wildfire dubbed "The Charred Palisades," were sent...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist
New Orleans, LA — In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation reevaluating its assumptions, the identity...
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X
U.S. Representative Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) has adopted an unusual new look that has both intrigued and amused the public: he's...
BREAKING: Patriot Front announce they will shut down the same day Wray steps down as FBI Director
WASHINGTON, DC—The white nationalist group Patriot Front has declared it will disband on the same day FBI Director Christopher Wray...
Snow Woke and the Extremely Ugly Evil Queen Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp9cZqloyEM - In a bold move that has the internet buzzing with laughter and debate, the satirical website Genesius Times...
Trump selects Jeb Bush for Secretary of the Department of Low Energy
Palm Beach, FL – In a stunning announcement that left political observers both baffled and entertained, Donald Trump revealed his...
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign
Jaguar has introduced a new car designed specifically to match its groundbreaking gay ad campaign: the Dildo-Mobile. During a press...
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine
President John F. Kennedy was reportedly startled by loud noises and tripped, falling in his limousine during a motorcade through...
BREAKING: Trump picks Rosanne Barr as White House Press Secretary
Donald Trump has announced that he has picked actress and comedian Roseanne Barr as his new press secretary for his...
BREAKING: Biden calls Mitt Romney to concede election
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has phoned Mitt Romney, the outgoing Republican senator from Utah, to concede defeat in the 2024...
