POLL: Majority of deceased voters will vote for Biden again in 2024
According to a consensus of leading election pollsters, thousands of deceased American voters confirmed that they intend to re-elect Joe...
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None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
BREAKING: Georgia flips blue after Stacey Abrams finds thousands of new ballots in her belly button
ATLANTA—Former Georgia Representative Stacey Abrams has discovered thousands of previously uncounted 2020 presidential ballots in her belly button, 100 percent...
BREAKING: Local Procrastinators Club calls election, declares Biden vice president
PHILADELPHIA—The local Procrastinators Club has officially called the presidential election and declared Joe Biden vice president. Biden, who is running...
Ask your doctor if Trunalim is right for you
Always sleepy? Slurring speech? Forgetting words? Maybe you should ask your doctor if Trunalim (trunalimunumaprzure TDS) is right for you....
Biden campaign beats Trump; is in 3 states at once
SHEBOYGAN, WI—As the Trump campaign visits multiple states a day in the last days of the election, Democratic presidential nominee...
Michelle Obama named most admired man in the world for first time
Former first lady Michelle Obama now holds the top spot for most admired man in the world in the British data firm...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
Hillary tries on scary Halloween costumes for Biden campaign ad
US—That Hillary Clinton is such a hoot! For a recent Joe Biden campaign video, Clinton tried on several scary Halloween...
Cuomo invites Trump and Melania to 5-star NY nursing home after testing positive for COVID
ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald Trump and First Lady and...
Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
