Black owners disguise their businesses as Planned Parenthood so rioters won’t burn them down
As the violent thirst of the mob continues to be quenched by directionless rage towards the small businesses, that bring...
Earnest O'Connor
Oppressed protester flips off evil racist cops
The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world;...
REPORT: Genesius Times overtakes CNN as world leader of Fake News that’s not on fire
Well well well. Do we have here a case of the dog catching the car, or more specifically the fans...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to be outside during lockdown
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
Blue state governors promise to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
Nothing lets the veil slip to reveal the enthusiastic power grabs of blue state governors quite like pandemic panic, or...
Amid COVID pandemic, nation’s hospitals request fewer ventilators and more cowbell
Nurse crews are absolutely killing it in their response to a Tik Tok dance challenge during the COVID-19 pandemic. The...
BREAKING: Historian discovers provision that cancels Bill of Rights in the event of a really bad cold
At this juncture, it seems safe to say that somebody in the Constitutional Convention of 1787 may very well have...
