Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
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Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases new cookbook, ‘Cooking Babies for Climate Change’
It all started with a crazed disciple of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez charging her podium shouting "We've got to eat babies to...
After scary heart surgery, Bernie decides he’s the candidate without a brain
If I only had a brain, Bernie Sanders’s campaign aides are reporting, has been on the lips of the octogenarian...
Thunberg to Pope, “Have you accepted climate change as your lord and savior?”
The path of the evangelist is one of constant hope and failure, so one should not read too much into...
Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
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Report: Looney Tunes episodes more scientifically literate than Greta Thunberg’s UN speech
It’s true. I know, I was surprised. The moment Greta started blubbering about the adults in the room ruining her...
Swedish lovechild of Bill Nye takes up the torch of telling people how to live their lives
The environment was intense as 16 year old Greta Thunberg yelled recycled platitudes at a room full of adults who...
New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage...
Video surfaces of Justin Trudeau trying to look like a man
Video footage surfaced over the weekend of the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, offensively dressed like a man. The footage...
