DOJ Indicts Every President Since George Washington For Being Near the Capitol on Jan. 6
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Justice has issued an indictment for every president since George Washington for being near the Capitol...
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Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For
WASHINGTON, DC— A federal grand jury in Washington, D.C., has indicted former President Donald Trump in the criminal investigation into...
Republicans Promise To Finally Impeach Biden In 2048
WASHINGTON, DC—In light of the endless corruption of the Biden family, Congressional Republicans promised that they’re very close to impeaching...
Is Anti-Semitism Ok? A Handy Flowchart
Up until recently, there seemed to have been a consensus that anti-Semitism, in all its ugly forms, is evil and...
Here Are Other Mysteries The Secret Service Couldn’t Solve
The mystery of the coke found in the White House wouldn’t be the first time the Secret Service couldn’t solve...
Ben Shapiro Blasts Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez For Game Streaming On Saturday So He Can’t Comment On Her Performance
On Sunday morning, conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro ripped Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for game streaming on Saturday so he can’t...
Donald Trump Preparing For Third Impeachment Trial In Case He Wins Presidency
PALM BEACH, FL—As Donald Trump continues his race to the White House, insiders at his 2024 presidential campaign confirmed that...
Ben & Jerry’s To Close Permanently After Realizing Entire United States Was Once Indigenous Land
Last week Ben & Jerry’s customers were calling for a Bud Light-style boycott of the ice cream brand after it...
BREAKING: G-D Will Destroy Portland If He Can’t Find Ten Righteous People In The City
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources confirmed that the city of Portland is in mortal danger. If G-D cannot find ten righteous people in...
Secret Service Says They May Never Know Who Assassinated Abraham Lincoln
WASHINGTON, DC—The Secret Service closed another chapter today when it solved the mystery of the bottle of diet coke that...
