BREAKING: Biden finally gives RFK Jr. Secret Service security detail
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others simply chuckling, President Joe Biden has granted Secret...
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BREAKING: Biden opens new Presidential library of his pseudonyms
In a surprising move that has left political pundits and historians scratching their heads, President Biden has unveiled his latest...
New York changes motto to ‘state of emergency’ to get Biden’s attention about immigration crisis
In a desperate bid to capture President* Biden's attention and secure federal aid for the immigration crisis, the state of...
Oxford adds ‘Bidelusion’ to the dictionary to reference Joe Biden’s delusions
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world puzzled yet entertained, the prestigious Oxford Dictionary has officially added a...
Calvin Klein releases Obsession for G-Men who can’t get enough of Trump
In an unexpected move that has left the fragrance industry buzzing, Calvin Klein has introduced its latest olfactory creation: 'Obsession...
BREAKING: Joe Biden defies ageist critics, announces he and Dr. Jill Biden are expecting baby
In a stunning turn of events, President* Joe Biden has defied critics who claim he is too old for the...
Lightfoot to Abbott: ‘It’s inhumane to send immigrants here to Chicago where it’s so dangerous’
CHICAGO—In a press conference earlier today, outgoing Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago made a public statement directed towards Texas Governor...
BREAKING: Navy hires former Bud Light VP to completely kill their brand too
The US Navy has announced its newest hire in an effort to completely destroy their brand: former Bud Light Vice...
Depressed New Yorkers look for alternative methods of suicide after gas stoves are banned starting in 2026
NEW YORK—In a blow to the depressed people of New York, the State Legislature banned gas stoves in most new...
BREAKING: Biden admits Trump won in 2020 to prevent him from running again in 2024
US—President Trump declared his intention to run for president again this week, yet the Democrats and Biden may have one...
