In first act as associate justice, Amy Barrett mandates every woman have 10 children
WASHINGTON DC—The worst fears of progressives across the country have been realized as Amy Coney Barrett, in her first act...
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Dar’shun Kendrick slams Trump for claiming ‘seals’ killed bin Laden
ATLANTA—Progressive journalists and politicians are not letting President Donald Trump get away with any more lies. They quickly and ferociously...
Polls show Trump will lose to Biden as bad as he lost to Hillary
US—Presidential polls are showing that President Trump will lose to Joe Biden as bad as he lost to Hillary Clinton...
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
NASHVILLE--Samuel Jackson has been named the moderator for the second and final presidential debate. He will be granted the authority...
Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden
SILICON VALLEY—Fact-checkers for tech giants Facebook and Twitter have halted vicious lies about the pristine Joe Biden campaign, which seem...
Hillary: ‘Russian hackers helped Trump by installing a horrible Democratic nominee’
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has stated that Russian hackers have helped Trump again in the 2020 election by...
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence that Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son Hunter
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence to the...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
