Hillary: ‘Russian hackers helped Trump by installing a horrible Democratic nominee’

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has stated that Russian hackers have helped Trump again in the 2020 election by installing a horrible Democratic nominee, Joe Biden.

“Clearly, Russian hackers are at it again. They stole the election from me in 2016, and they’re looking to steal the election again in 2020 by installing that pathetic excuse for a presidential candidate, Joe Biden,” Clinton said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.

“When’s the last time you’ve seen people cheer when their candidate finishes a complete sentence or makes it up the stairs in one piece. Joe is an absolute disgrace. And it’s pretty clear it’s the Russians’ fault,” Clinton said.

Biden has been recently embroiled in a controversy involving quid pro quo and pay to play schemes with Ukraine and China orchestrated by his crack-head son Hunter Biden.

“Russia, Russia, Russia!” Clinton said looking around the room in a paranoid fashion. “They’re probably here trying to help Trump by making me look like an idiot.”


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