Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

BREAKING: Masked man commits armed robbery in broad daylight

Exavier Saskagoochie November 6, 2020 0

PHILADELPHIA—A masked man has committed armed robbery in broad daylight. The robbery occurred Friday morning at the Pennsylvania Convention Center,...

BREAKING: Biden breaks record for most dead votes ever for a presidential candidate in US history

Exavier Saskagoochie November 5, 2020 0

US—Joe Biden has received more votes from dead people than any presidential candidate in U.S. history, surpassing the record set...

Nevada apologizes for technical difficulties while they try to steal the election for Biden

Exavier Saskagoochie November 5, 2020 0

CARSON CITY, NV—Nevada election officials apologized for technical difficulties while they scramble to steal the election for Democratic presidential nominee...

BREAKING: Wisconsin officials find 170,000 Biden ballots on Chinese shipping container

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2020 0

MADISON, WI—It appeared that President Donald Trump was going to win Wisconsin in the 2020 election until—quite miraculously—election officials discovered...

PA election results delayed until 2022 due to use of Common Core math to tally votes

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2020 0

PHILADELPHIA—Election officials in Pennsylvania warned that they may not have results for the presidential election until some time after 2021...

BREAKING: Millions of Americans shocked to discover lots of people disagree with them

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2020 0

(CNN) A day after the national election, millions of Americans were shocked to discover that lots of people disagree with...

Democratic volunteers ensure deceased voters get ‘I voted’ stickers too

Exavier Saskagoochie November 3, 2020 0

PHILADELPHIA—Democratic volunteers across the country spent hours ensuring that deceased voters received their "I voted" stickers on their graves. "They...