Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
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Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy
Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
BREAKING: Trudeau threatens to apologize for 63 innocent Canadians getting in the way of Iran’s missiles
U.S. officials are confident Iran shot down a Ukrainian jetliner in the hours after the Iranian missile attack on U.S. targets earlier...
Activists take break from destroying Civil War statues to condemn Trump’s call to destroy Iranian cultural sites
Activists across the country took a break from vandalizing and destroying Civil War statues to condemn President Trump's tweet about...
Deceased Iranian General Soleimani surges into 4th place in Democratic primary race
Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
BREAKING: Photo evidence of Iran launching missiles toward US base in Iraq released
WASHINGTON DC—The Pentagon has released photographic evidence of the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran that targeted a US military...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered to Iran and US
As tensions continue to rise following a missile attack by Iran toward a US military base in Iraq, France, which...
