BREAKING: Biden to end white supremacy once he’s the supreme leader of the country
2020 Democratic front-runner Joe Biden asserted that "white folks are the reason we have institutional racism" and that such things...
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BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
Millions of UK socialists dying in the streets from withdrawals during Parliament shutdown
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has asked Queen Elizabeth II to shut down Parliament in what is called a prorogue...
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
KFC offering deal in honor of Taylor Swift’s new album
The chicken chain KFC is ramping up their marketing in light of the Internet chicken wars. Franchises around the country...
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Britons ‘fight for democracy’ by ignoring results of democratic elections
The British people have had enough of this right-wing extreme position of following the democratic elections. Dozens are protesting in...
Rey employs practical new light saber in ‘Rise of Skywalker’
Throwing out all the stops for the last in the latest Star Wars trilogy, producers at Disney have given the...
Clinton: ‘We shouldn’t nuke hurricanes. We should hang them. With toilet paper.’
Axios reported over the weekend that President Trump has suggested multiple times to senior Homeland Security and national security officials that...
