Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’
In an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President Trump has renamed the US...
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Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Obama appalled that Trump is getting all the credit for his border detention centers
Former President Barack Obama said that he was appalled that current President Donald Trump is getting all the credit for...
Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children
It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
AOC bursts into flames after touching high voltage fence at border concentration camp
In a shocking display of angst and self-immolation, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into flames after raging against the machine...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Candidates outnumber audience members at first Democratic debate
Following the pattern of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate rallies turning out tens of people, the first Democratic primary debate now...
Bernie Sanders unveils plan to buy 45 million votes with your money
AS DEMOCRATIC presidential candidates prepared for their first debate Wednesday night, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) unveiled a sweeping plan to buy 45 million...
