BREAKING: Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
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Liberals who spent 2 years fighting foreign interference in elections now want millions of illegals to vote
For two years, liberals in Congress and around the United States have been desperately fighting foreign interference in elections, most...
Hundreds have contracted socialyphilis after drinking Bernie Sanders campaign bath water
Hundreds of people have contracted the rare communicable disease socialyphilis after drinking the water marketed by the Bernie Sanders campaign...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
ICE protesters demand America become more like the countries migrants are fleeing
During a protest in front of the Aurora ICE detention facility Friday, a small group from around 2,000 protesters pulled...
Bigots furious over Disney casting a gay penguin as Simba in ‘The Lion King’
The twitterverse of bigots were ablaze with hatred over Disney's woke decision yo cast a gay parapalegic penguin as Simba...
Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘If socialism doesn’t work then how are there so many trillionaires in Venezuela?’
The fall of Venezuela’s currency over the last four years has been one of the most sensational bear runs in...
Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second...
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by new detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
