Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
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Baltimore working tirelessly to clean up their reputation instead of their rat infestation
Baltimore residents took to the streets and to social media to clean up their reputation in the wake of the...
97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the...
Baltimore sends 15 murdered youths to the border so that Democrats will notice them
Baltimore residents sent 15 youths murdered there the past week to the border so that their Democratic city council and...
BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election
MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings
Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...
London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy
The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...
Democrats sue Iran over right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as...
When asked to state his name, Mueller replied, ‘What page is that on?’
In a dramatic exchange during the testimony of Special Counsel Robert Mueller into the obstruction of justice charges of President...
