Kamala Harris: ‘White lab coats a sign of doctors’ racism’
Doubling down on her recent tweet about doctors being racist, 2020 Democratic Presidential candidate Kamala Harris said that doctors and...
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Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
Ocasio-Cortez releases university degree to silence skeptics
Many people have become threatened by the success of an intelligent woman of color in a powerful position—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—so much...
Sanders to send homeless to ‘adult abortion camps’ to save us from all those unwanted people
Bernie Sanders has been on the march, protesting against Georgia's and Alabama's Medieval abortion bans. Recently, he just suggested a...
Bernie Sanders explains exactly where in the Constitution it protects abortion as a right
Bernie Sanders, popular democratic socialist presidential candidate has declared repeatedly that abortion is a constitutional right. Now he's explaining exactly...
3000-year-old Chinese statue destroyed after it was caught throwing white nationalist hand symbol
A 3000-year-old Chinese statue of the Buddha was taken down and destroyed after it was caught throwing a white nationalist...
POLL: 100% of abortion supporters have already been born
A recent poll has found that 100 percent of Americans who support abortion have already been born. "Every single person...
BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid
Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn't get any fuller or more clown-like, long...
‘Fetuses are parasites’ says socialist rep who lives completely on extorted taxpayer money
Since Alabama's groundbreaking abortion heartbeat bill was passed, many from across the political spectrum have come out against it. Prominent...
