Joe Biden releases logo for 2020 presidential campaign
Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing on a "hands-on" approach to...
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San Francisco to recycle evil plastic straws into free drug needles for residents
San Francisco Mayor London Breed praised the San Francisco police department after a successful raid in which they confiscated thousands...
There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world
With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, researchers have determined that there...
Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
‘Religion of Peace’ parade cancelled due to violence among participants
A parade to celebrate the "Religion of Peace" following several bombings by militant Muslim factions on Easter Sunday was cancelled...
Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’
Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits socialism, says it’s a health risk
Citing the unmitigated disaster of socialism through the years, including over 100 million dead through socialist regimes' democide and recent...
Rad Trad refuses to wash his feet to protest Vatican II
In a radical move to challenge the "Spirit of Vatican II" a self-proclaimed "Rad Trad" has decided to avoid washing...
Trump supporters beaten, kicked out of Coexist rally
A Coexist rally meant to bring people together from all walks of life kicked off this week with a brutal...
Buy Bernie’s new book ‘How to Get Filthy Rich Fighting Income Inequality’
Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is on a roll. After making a name for himself decrying capitalism and fighting the super-rich,...
