Hundreds have contracted socialyphilis after drinking Bernie Sanders campaign bath water
Hundreds of people have contracted the rare communicable disease socialyphilis after drinking the water marketed by the Bernie Sanders campaign...
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POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
ICE protesters demand America become more like the countries migrants are fleeing
During a protest in front of the Aurora ICE detention facility Friday, a small group from around 2,000 protesters pulled...
Bigots furious over Disney casting a gay penguin as Simba in ‘The Lion King’
The twitterverse of bigots were ablaze with hatred over Disney's woke decision yo cast a gay parapalegic penguin as Simba...
Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘If socialism doesn’t work then how are there so many trillionaires in Venezuela?’
The fall of Venezuela’s currency over the last four years has been one of the most sensational bear runs in...
Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Dems change tune on immigration after thousands of Russian Trump supporters pour into Alaska
Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They're now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after...
Women’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people...
