White supremacists applaud New York abortion law that will kill more minorities than ever
The New York Legislature has passed an ultra-progressive bill that Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed, making abortion legal up to...
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New York Governor Cuomo wears pink to celebrate all the female babies he’s going to kill
In a proud moment for all women, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wore a pink tie and has instructed the...
NFL referees Cavaletto and Robinson ‘pretty sure’ Hurricane Katrina didn’t happen either
After the Saints-Rams game, which included the worst no-call in football history, referees Cavaletto and Robinson made some more bold...
DC city council outlaws ‘smiling terrorism’ after Covington Catholic incident
You've probably seen the video. A teenage boy--all 110 pounds of him--looking at a grown man and smiling. It's horrifying...
Social justice warrior: ‘Honor MLK by judging others by skin color not the content of their character’
A modern civil rights group called Social Justice Now held a rally on the National Mall today in honor of...
‘Fetuses are parasites,’ says 34-year-old living in parents’ basement
The unemployed Herman Schock, who currently resides in the basement of his parents' house in a suburb of Kansas City,...
Harvard stages Biology 101 book burning to protest ‘misogynistic and transphobic science’
Students and faculty of prestigious Harvard University have staged a massive book-burning of Biology 101 text books to protest the...
Google offers aversion therapy for conservative employees who slipped through the cracks
After several complaints by Google employees that a manager mentioned the deeply problematic and homophobic word "family", the company (NASDAQ:...
All elected officials replaced with actual toddlers during government shutdown
Unbeknownst to the American public at large, all federal elected officials have been replaced with actual toddlers during the government...
Millennials unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
Millions of Millennials and the younger "Generation Z" have graduated college and graduate school with upwards of hundreds of thousands...
