BREAKING: Project 2025 to replace costly Congresspeople with automated tellers
Washington DC—President-elect Donald Trump has announced that Project 2025 will replace costly Congresspeople with automated tellers. "At $174,000 a year...
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BREAKING: Trump proposes new border wall after Newsom threatens to ignore federal law
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—President-Elect Donald Trump has proposed building a new border wall that excludes California, following Governor Gavin Newsom's threat to...
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Democrat strategists ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t call enough people racist
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrat strategists have come forward to admit that their party's loss in the recent general election can be attributed...
BREAKING: Inciting insurrections is okay again
WASHINGTON, DC—Congresspeople Eric Swalwell and Liz Warren have come forward to announce that inciting insurrections is now an acceptable political...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris demands refund from dozens of celebrities she paid to endorse her
WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris presidential campaign has announced that they are seeking refunds from dozens of celebrities whom they reportedly...
BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until Trump is removed from office
US—Dozens of fat and ugly women have announced that they will not have sex with any man until President Donald...
BREAKING: Canada erects border wall to keep out all the worthless libtards fleeing America after Trump election
TORONTO—In a surprising move, Canada has decided to erect a border wall to keep out all the worthless Libtards fleeing...
BREAKING: Chicago mob protests democratically elected candidate in order to ‘save democracy’
CHICAGO—A group of residents, self-proclaimed as the "Chicago Mob," has taken it upon themselves to protest the democratically elected President Donald...
Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...
