AOC defends Biden money laundering because ‘there’s so many germs on money’
WASHINGTON, DC—After learning that Joe Biden was laundering money through Ukraine and his son Hunter Biden, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended...
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NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand
AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden...
WEF unveils bathrooms for both men and lizard people at 2023 conference
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—The World Economic Forum held in Davos every year is getting new bathrooms which will be used by both...
AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook
WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the 'stove wars' as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their 'meltdown' over...
‘Spare’ ghostwriter miffed about getting no attention, writes his own memoir entitled ‘Spare’
The ghostwriter for Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare'—John Joseph Moehringer (JR Moehringer)—has been feeling a little left out since everyone's focused...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton’s email server found in Joe Biden’s garage
WILMINGTON, DE—Lawyers for President* Joe Biden said they have discovered Hillary Clinton's email server in Biden's garage. The server was...
BREAKING: FBI to investigate noose found in Biden’s garage as possible hate crime
WILMINGTON, DE—The FBI is sending fifteen agents to the Wilmington home of President* Joe Biden after it was discovered that...
BREAKING: Lisa Marie Presley hospitalized after suffering a coincidence
Lisa Marie Presley was rushed to a hospital Thursday after officials responded to her home for a coincidence, according to reports....
Biden: Get in loser, we’re going to drive over some illegally stored classified documents
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BREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
WASHINGTON, DC—Revelations that classified documents have been found in the possession of President* Joe Biden have caused many to question...
