Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Woman Who Strangled Her Three Children Surges to Lead in 2028 Democratic Presidential Polls

Exavier Saskagoochie August 24, 2026 0

US — A previously little-known defendant currently awaiting trial on three counts of first-degree murder, Lindsay Clancy, has vaulted into...

POLL: Men, which would you rather leave your children with—a modern feminist or a bear?

Exavier Saskagoochie August 23, 2026 0

After years of being told that women feel safer in the woods with a bear than with a random man,...

Mom delays toddler-induced fit of rage until she can set up camera to capture it for TikTok

Exavier Saskagoochie August 21, 2026 0

LOS ANGELES — A TikTok creator with 1,259 followers has described the careful discipline required to postpone her own frustration...

Biblical Scholars Conclude Fourth Horsemen of the Apocalypse Was a Feminist

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2026 0

OXFORD — Leading biblical scholars have formally concluded that the black horse of the Apocalypse, traditionally identified as famine, was...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Decide to Return to Being Oppressed in British Royal Palace

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2026 0

WINDSOR — Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Wednesday that they have elected to return to the British Royal Palace...

SHOCKER: Thousands of Mentally Ill Liberal Abortion Supporters on SSRIs Back Woman Who Strangled Her Three Kids

Exavier Saskagoochie August 19, 2026 0

BOSTON — Thousands of mentally ill liberal abortion-rights supporters who take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors have publicly expressed sympathy for...

Kamala Harris Taps AOC as 2028 Running Mate: It’s a No Brainer

Exavier Saskagoochie August 19, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced Tuesday that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will join her as the vice presidential...