BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing again in 2024

GENESIUS TIMES

Hillary Clinton said that she was, “seriously thinking about,” losing the presidency again in 2024.

After a fall in the polls by front runner Joe Biden and a fall in health by Bernie Sanders, Hillary sees an opportunity to be the nominee to get utterly destroyed at the ballot in 2024.

“I think America is finally ready to have a two-time female loser to Donald Trump,” Hillary supporter Veronika Wells said. “If you don’t nominate Hillary to lose again to Donald Trump, you’re sexist.”

Critics are claiming that despite Hillary’s clear unlikeability, she doesn’t have enough intersectional value to win in 2024.

The same polls that predicted the Hillary Clinton would win in 2016 are showing that she would win again in 2024, which indicates that she would indeed be the first women ever to lose two presidential elections, a great honor.

Originally published October 8, 2019

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