WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden’s presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the fault of the president.
“It’s ridiculous to blame Supreme Leader Joe Biden for any illness or death,” said CNN anchor Brian Stelter. “Joe Biden would never hurt a fly, unlike Donald Trump who mercilessly slaughtered 400,000 innocent Americans.”
Since the inauguration, virus deaths miraculously took a sharp decrease nationwide. Coincidentally, all other causes of death spiked simultaneously.
Stelter also clarified that racial tensions, new wars, and poor weather are now no longer the fault of the Commander in Chief either.
Former presidents are still liable for everything wrong in the world, CNN notes.