BRILLIANT: Tesla unveils ‘Original’ and ‘Extra Crispy’ models
AUSTIN—In a move that’s equal parts genius and gloriously unhinged, Elon Musk has once again turned disaster into dollar signs,...
AUSTIN—In a move that’s equal parts genius and gloriously unhinged, Elon Musk has once again turned disaster into dollar signs,...
Researchers at the Institute of Feathered Futures (IFF) have uncovered a startling truth: chickens lay more eggs when you stop...
US—Scientists and social commentators alike are sounding the alarm as a new, more virulent strain of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)...
SEATTLE–Leading Democrats have unveiled a groundbreaking defense of their latest grassroots initiative: painting swastikas on public buildings and setting fire...
It's 2025, and we're still grappling with what it means to be 'woke' on a global scale, but nowhere is...
US—The United States is experiencing the worst shortage of conspiracy theories in decades as all of them have come true...
Washington D.C. – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the advertising world, former President Donald Trump, now the...
For all of modern history, Democrats have had one consistent trait: they haven't really cared if the government makes things...
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
In an unexpected twist following the recent lawsuit filed by Detroit rapper Dank Demoss against Lyft, the ride-sharing giant has...