Planned Parenthood will only abort black babies from now on to support Black Lives Matter
In solidarity with the social justice movement Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood Corporation will only
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NASCAR gives Bubba Wallace first ever win in reparations for slavery
CHARLOTTE—National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) has given the mulatto driver Darrell Wallace
Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work
PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don’t
Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding
Walmart requires face masks to keep their customers healthy
BENTONVILLE, AR—Walmart will require customers at all of its US stores to wear masks beginning
New Yorkers forced to shoplift bread hidden in shoe boxes to feed their kids
In a recent Zoom townhall, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the recent uptick in crime
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners
Struggling Robert De Niro starts GoFundMe page as net worth plummets to $500,000,000
According to recent reports, Robert De Niro has complained that COVID-19 has seriously interfered with
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home
Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country
Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold