Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking
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BREAKING: Biden selects Dr. Pepper to lead Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, DC—NBC news reports that President-elect Joe Biden has selected Dr. Pepper to lead his
For just $600 ($1.64 a day) you can sponsor an American family
For just $600, or $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American family put into
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald
Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity
The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced.
YouTube unveils its new logo
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—YouTube’s CEO Susan Wojcicki unveiled YouTube’s new logo today in Sillicon Valley, launching a
Georgia Senate runoff ballots now available on Amazon for $14.99!
SEATTLE–Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed
AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of
The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all
BREAKING: Biden officially changes his name to Cho Bei Den
WASHINGTON DC—Feeling that the election is behind him, Joe Biden has sold the naming rights
