Fed hikes interest rate most in 30 years to fight the skyrocketing inflation that isn’t happening
(CNN) The economy is going great and everyone is doing just great. The Federal Reserve on Wednesday launched its biggest...
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Biden denies skyrocketing inflation; cites ‘stocks are 25% cheaper now’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden denied that there is massive inflation and pointed to the stock market crash as proof that...
US Treasury introduces design for new $1 bill
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a design for the new $1 bill. It will look exactly like a $20...
Burger King releases new gay burger topped with monkeypox or AIDS
Burger King wants its customers to be fully immersed in Pride this year by releasing their new Gay Whoppers, which...
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash
LOS ANGELES—Walmart has apologized for the Juneteenth items that its selling at its stores, specifically the Watermelon & Fried Chicken...
Bill Gates releases new book ‘I Want to Kill Half of You’
SEATTLE—Bill Gates recently released his new book, "I Want to Kill Half of You," in which he offers some insightful observations...
Billionaires fly private jets to Davos to lecture everyone about climate change
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—Hundreds of the world's richest people have flown their private jets to this luxury Alpine ski resort in order...
Bill Gates releases Windows OS for humans: ‘MonkeySoft’ Vista
SEATTLE—While Bill Gates officially has left the Windows board to focus on bioterrorism, he has returned briefly for a release...
Elongate: SpaceX employee complains about Elon Musk’s huge rocket
AUSTIN—A former SpaceX employee is complaining about CEO Elon Musk's huge rocket in a scandal that has been dubbed "Elongate"....
