BREAKING: Popeyes goes 24 hours without a brawl or shooting
In what some are calling a miracle, the fast food chain Popeyes has made it
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Millennial stunned he didn’t get a job after replying “OK Boomer” to every interview question
Local Millennial Braiden Stone was stunned he didn’t get a job for a prominent tech
Uber investors predict massive losses to lift stock price
Investor Fred Smith was dismayed to discover that the fact Uber has never turned a
BREAKING: Epstein confesses to killing himself August 10 in New York jail
Disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein has confessed to killing himself in a New York jail, quashing
Leonardo DiCaprio points out all the suckers to Greta Thunberg from his private jet
Teen climate activist phenom Greta Thunberg recently made friends with actor and jet-setter Leonardo DiCaprio.
Disney hopes to turn 1 million people gay with Frozen 2
Disney CEO Robert Iger said that they are hoping to turn one million people gay
Study finds it’s much easier to defeat a terrorist group when you’re not secretly funding them
President Donald Trump recently declared that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was dead after a US military
BREAKING: All spotted owls killed in wildfire caused by logging restrictions to protect spotted owls
The last California spotted owl has been killed by the ongoing wildfires in the state
Michelle Obama condemns ‘white flight’ after moving from hood to 98% white neighborhood
Former first lady Michelle Obama shared painful memories of growing up in Chicago’s South Side.
Ocasio-Cortez applauds California for using natural light instead of electric lighting from fossil fuels
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez applauded Californians for using natural light from wildfires instead of electricity generated