Shakira to sacrifice two goats in annual Illuminati halftime show
MIAMI—The annual Illuminati initiation ritual, also known as the Super Bowl half time show, will feature an unprecedented number of...
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Observers astonished UK survives 24 hours apart from EU
International observers are astonished that the United Kingdom hasn't disintegrated into a chaotic primordial cesspool of racists and xenophobes after...
Fans donate thousands to give Colin Kaepernick his own used helicopter
In a heartwarming tale of generosity following the tragic death of sports superstar Kobe Bryant, fans of have donated nearly...
Village People file injunction against USMCA for copyright infringement
Today at Twelve Noon, President Trump signed the USMCA. Immediately after the signing, lawyers for the Village People filed an...
‘Billionaires take all their money from workers’ says politician who takes all her money from workers
Democratic Socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashed out against evil wealthy businessmen and women in a recent interview. "No one...
All proceeds from John Bolton’s new book will go to help feed bombs to kids in the Middle East
Former National Security Advisor and general advocate of carpet bombing John Bolton's new book is giving new meaning to the...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
Gov Northam calls second State of Emergency to change his diaper after threatening gun rally
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has declared a second State of Emergency in order to change his diaper after the Virginia...
At Davos, Greta Thunberg demands world leaders give her back her ‘precious’
Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delighted the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by scolding them for doing nothing...
Democrats align with with Iraqi Baath party in last ditch effort against Trump
The Iraqi Baath Party has just announced the Democrat Party of America along with the 'failing New York Times' will...
