Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
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Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Walmart replaces deadly guns and vape pens at stores with several more rows of cigarettes
Operating on pressure from a vocal anti-gun lobby and pressure from Donald Trump to ban e-cigarettes, the World's largest retailer...
BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads
Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...
Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
US Treasury honors Ocasio-Cortez with new ‘zero cents’ AOC coin
The economic intelligence of the US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is well-established and respected. But now it's getting some serious respect...
Scientists can’t predict anything about this hurricane but certain the one in 2030 will be stronger
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to hurricane Dorian that are unknown or...
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
SJWs mad that the female Thor isn’t a black transgender lesbian
Natalie Portman's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is set to drastically expand in the next Thor sequel, as her franchise character...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
