Creators of Pride Month launch Extreme Avarice Month in July
US—Working off the success of the wildly popular June Pride Month, creators have launched the sequel, "Extreme Avarice Month" in...
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Lego releases new Gaza Pride set
This revolutionary new toy is designed to promote cultural sensitivity and to teach children about the importance of acceptance and...
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash
LOS ANGELES—Walmart has apologized for the Juneteenth items that its selling at its stores, specifically the Watermelon & Fried Chicken...
Deciding Between a Community College and a University
So, you've crossed the threshold of high school and are now standing at the gateway to higher education. Congratulations! But...
Inflation forces annual Miss Alabama Competition & State Hot Dog Eating Contest to combine shows this year
President* Biden's inflationary policies have forced the annual Miss Alabama Competition and State Hot Dog Eating Contest to combine shows...
PETA Braces for Busy Gerbil Sales Month
PETA has announced that it is bracing for a busy Gerbil Awareness Month campaign blitz, as the animal rights organization...
Creative Ways to Use Custom Fluorescent Signs in 2024
Remember those old, dusty motel signs buzzing with neon? While they hold a certain vintage charm, the lighting has gotten...
WNBA Suspends Star Player Caitlyn Clark for Being Too White and Straight
INDIANAPOLIS—The Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) has imposed sanctions on their most popular player, Caitlyn Clark, for the heinous crime...
AOC: If socialism doesn’t work, how did I get filthy rich fighting income inequality?
As a proud advocate for socialism, I have been tirelessly fighting for income equality and a fairer distribution of wealth....
Embracing A Frugal Mindset
Mastering the Art of Frugal Living: A Path to Financial Freedom In a world that glorifies excess and consumption, embracing...
