Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe
International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...
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AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
100 Pharma CEOs sign letter calling “attention to opioid deaths bad for business”
More brave CEO's have entered the fray to discuss the implications of public concerns for human life in relation to...
Omar, AOC protest DC daycare: ‘Release these kids from this child concentration camp!’
US Representatives Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are taking their fight against Nazis to the next level. They are touring...
Democrats leave for 3-week vacation to Dominican Republic paid for by Trump
Congressional Democrats embarked on a 3-week all-expenses-paid vacation to the Dominican Republic, sponsored by President Trump's personal funds. The gift...
Trump: ‘Only Democrats should pay slave reparations because they were the ones who held slaves’
While many of the 4,000 Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election are clamoring for who can virtue signal...
Ocasio-Cortez says there won’t be another Great Depression because now we have Prozac
Brilliant US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made another stunning observation. In hearing about the state of the economy, Ocasio-Cortez said...
Crime syndicate busted for trafficking plastic straws into California
The FBI says they’ve arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of plastic straws – including nearly a...
