Rep. Cummings uses Baltimore improvement grant to publish rat and mice cookbook
After being criticized for not doing much to solve his districts horrible, rat-infested slums, US Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) has...
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Kamala Harris threatens to throw Tulsi Gabbard in jail for claiming she threw too many brown people in jail
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Kamala Harris releases campaign Monopoly game in which all spaces are ‘Go to Jail’
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Each Democratic candidate promises to fix Trump’s booming economy
Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and...
Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to the weather that are unknown or...
Omar: ‘Trump is taking benefits from blacks by giving them jobs’
President Trump recognized the 55-year anniversary of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 being signed into law on Tuesday, noting...
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
