APA declares masculinity a disease; millions of men apply for disability and society collapses
The American Psychiatric Association recently published its guidelines for men and boys, which declared "traditional masculinity" a disease as it...
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California gas prices plummet to about the price of a kidney on the black market
Californians are enjoying some of the lowest gas prices in recent memory despite the government's efforts to tax the fuel...
Feminist mob demands equal representation in trash collection, other dangerous and gross professions
In a bold protest, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the field of trash collection...
Guy in cubicle certain that his next sniffle will be the last
After 783 continuous workdays in which he coughed and sniffled every 15 seconds, the guy in the cubicle next to...
Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups
A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it...
Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac
An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender...
Black man sued for not baking KKK cake
A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally...
“Raw milk should be illegal” say students chowing down on street meat
As the Trump administration rolls back FDA regulations, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less government intervention...
