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How to Play Off Accidentally Posting Satire as an Actual Headline
Did you eat the Onion? Get stung by the Bee? It's understandable with actual news headlines so ridiculous that it's...
Maricopa to produce theatrical version of ‘Dumb and Dumber’ to entertain while they count votes
PHOENIX—During a flawless election cycle in which upwards of 30% of voters were disenfranchised and has taken over a week...
BREAKING: Jimmy Fallon has died from complications of climate change
Fans from across the world are mourning the passing of Jimmy Fallon, who died yesterday from complications of extreme climate...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Kanye West agrees to settle with Floyd family for $15M; will pay in counterfeit $20 bills
MINNEAPOLIS—Kanye West (Ye) has agreed to settle with the George Floyd family who has sued West for $250 million for...
BREAKING: In order to win back JPMorgan Chase, Ye West starts a child sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—Rapper Ye (formerly Kanye) West was pilloried by media pundits and JPMorgan Chase closed his bank account after committing...
Adam Levine accused of sending flirtatious messages to Canadian trans shop teacher
Adam Levine is being accused of sending flirtatious messages via Instagram to the Canadian trans shop teacher with enormous prosthetic...
BREAKING: Inflation is so bad that Leonardo DiCaprio is considering dating 27-year-olds
US—Inflation in the United States is so bad that actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone,...
