Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot
ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...
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The Dixie Chicks have changed their name to ‘The Dicks’
The Dixie Chicks are now known as The Dicks. The country trio changed its social media handles, and their official website...
Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...
Sting now homeless after The Police are defunded
LONDON—Musician Sting is the latest victim of the "Defund the Police" movement. "The Police need to be cancelled" said activist...
ABC slammed as racist for casting first black ‘Bachelor’ for reasons other than his race
New York—ABC is being criticized for casting the first black "Bachelor” for reasons other than his race. Matt James, a...
Protesters tear down statue of Michael Jackson after pictures of him wearing blackface surface
LOS ANGELES--Millions of Michael Jackson fans are burning his albums and people are tearing down statues of the deceased King...
Mayor Goodway caves to rioters, arrests Chase for being un-pawsome
ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup...
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release of this summer's guaranteed blockbuster,...
Jussie Smollett attacked by murder hornets at 3AM in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL- Actor Jussie Smollett is the latest victim of a hate crime to capture the nation's attention.The 'Empire' actor...
Fatalities mount as people run into plexiglass that wasn’t there yesterday
First there was 'sexiglass' the barrier that was placed between consenting adults. Maynard G. Crabs explained to GT, "The hole...
